No habla español. Le llamaremos en español después.
(“Speak English? Oh. I do not speak Spanish. Someone will call you in Spanish later. Good Night.” Of course, I may have misread or misheard what the native Spanish speaker who was telling me this said, and in case, my Spanish accent is absolutely execrable, so it may be unintentionally funny. [ETA: My friend Sarah tells me that my accent is not all that horrible, but that I do have more of a Spanish accent than a Mexican one. She has spent a fair chunk of time in Spain, so I am willing to take her word for it.])