Note to the jerk who insisted on blocking my driveway, and refused to move when I told him to, saying I needed to “ask nicely”:
You would not have said that to a man. You’re the one breaking the law here, not me, and I have no obligation to be nice to you at all. Had I not been in a tearing hurry, I would have sat in my car and called 911.
Also, I am somewhat relieved that you clearly don’t understand sarcasm, or you would have heard my saccharine “please move your car” for what it was: “f*** you.”
As we say in the South, bless your heart.