Bradshaw v. Unity Marine Corp. (147F Supp. 2d 668 (S.D. Tex. 2001)) just may be the most entertaining court ruling I have ever read. I am making a spectacle of myself in Starbucks as I giggle, snort, and laugh outright at this gem of snarky jurisprudence. Judge Samuel B. Kent, my hat is off to you. I have a strong suspicion that you would be a great guy to have a beer with, or a Scotch, however you roll.
Any court opinion that contains the words “What the ….?!” is worth paying attention to.
[Edited to correct the name of the case. Sheesh. My only defense is that I was laughing too hard to proofread properly.]
[Edited again to add: Actually, as it turns out, Samuel Kent wasn’t a good guy after all, or a even a decent human being. He resigned in the face of impeachment hearings, following his guilty plea on charges arising from his non-consensual sexual contact with female employees.
It still is a funny opinion, though.]