Today’s quotes from the peanut gallery

Both by the Red-Headed Menace (of course?  who else?)

“Does it mean that I have too much time on my hands if I have made my own individual icons on my computer for all of my classes?”

and

Regarding the sports assembly at school, “We developed a game: see how many sexual positions are alluded to by the dance teams’ routines.  I counted five.”*

*Further quote: “Our dance teams are rather… edgy.”  Of course, he is a sixteen-year-old boy, so he probably thinks about sex quite a bit. No, I did not ask what the five were.

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1 Response to Today’s quotes from the peanut gallery

  1. Unknown's avatar Anonymous says:

    Wow. That is impressive.
    -resident shrink

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