My favorites, other than the ones listed in the article?
“Plans to drain Degoba swamps to build planet sized WalMart meets resistance from green party. ” (@jjd241)
“austerity measures announced on Dagobah system, Yoda’s pension to be reduced by half, forced to give up costly elocution lessons” (@Poscillio)
My very favorite, as mentioned in the Atlantic article, is: “Protocol droid fluent in 6 mil languages discharged for violating DADT.” (@daudig)