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Today’s quotes from the peanut gallery

Both by the Red-Headed Menace (of course?  who else?) “Does it mean that I have too much time on my hands if I have made my own individual icons on my computer for all of my classes?” and Regarding the … Continue reading

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I had this exact conversation with the Red-Headed Menace, once. http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/bridge.png

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The best gift I’ve ever given.

The Red-Headed Menace listed “dihydrogen monoxide” on his wish list for Christmas. So I gave him a full liter of the stuff. He loved it.

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The Red-Headed Menace just suggested that there needs to be Godspell 2: The Islam Edition.

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Today’s words of wisdom from the Red-Headed Menace: “I looked at the Intro to Calculus section at the back of my Trig book.  It was so cool!  Calculus is the Fantasy Football of mathematics!”* “Santa is really creepy.  He’s like … Continue reading

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*rimshot*

Yesterday, The Red-Headed Menace said that in his AP American History class they were watching “The Civil War.”  He has recently watched “Jazz,” and I just got through watching “The National Parks.” When I suggested that this evening we watch … Continue reading

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That’s what I get for signing him up for that philosophy class at the community college last summer.

According to The Red-Headed Menace, “hipsterism is the bastard child of transcendentalism and existentialism.”* *He made sort of a cogent argument for this position, but I was too bemused by the fact that he was trying to determine the philosophical … Continue reading

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On hearing a segment on NPR about child-raising, and a child who kept asking “why?”, The Red-Headed Menace casually stated “that was me for about four years.” “Oh, no,” I replied.  “That has been you for 16 years.” “No — … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, kid.

The Red-headed Menace turns sixteen today. It’s scary and bittersweet for me, and I suspect for him, as well.  He is becoming an adult before my eyes, filled with gravitas and determination.  He always did have a serious side, seeming … Continue reading

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That’s my boy.

At school, The Red-Headed Menace was asked to describe his personality. He termed himself as being, among other things, “quixotic.” Just like his mom.**On the whole, he did a good job of describing himself, which if nothing else shows self-awareness.

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That kid is *strange*, er, creative.

The Red-Headed Menace’s idea for a movie he wants to see made: A live-action Pokemon movie…. Starring Samuel L. Jackson as the old man in Veridian City…. Directed by… [deep breath…] Quentin Tarentino.

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More Conversation…

Echidna Boy:  So, Mom, what do you think the weaknesses of the Census databases are? Me:  a) I don’t know, and b) if I did, I certainly would not tell you. In the subsequent conversation, I learned, among other enlightening … Continue reading

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Perspective

Tonight, Echidna Boy and I were playing (what else?) MarioKart.   “I’ll tell you what, I’ll choose the exact same Kart as you, so we’ll be identical.” “Oh, so you can say ‘we were exactly alike and I still pwned you?’,” … Continue reading

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Note to kid

Dear Echidna Boy: You learned a valuable lesson tonight, to wit:  it is extremely inadvisable to take a picture of a young woman playing Twister when she has her butt up in the air.  She is likely to react badly.  … Continue reading

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Well, he finally did it. Echidna boy broke one of our rules for his continued use of the computer. Fortunately, not the one involving the FBI. He downloaded Blender, an open source 3D graphics software package. He was teaching himself … Continue reading

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